I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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