Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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