i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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