She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sext me about skeletons
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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