just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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