I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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