i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Welp...herpes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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