My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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