so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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