So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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