Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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