Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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