You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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