I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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