I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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