reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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