You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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