another moral hangover. fuck.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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