Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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