Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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