Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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