Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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