The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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