You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just found puke in my bra..
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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