We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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