ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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