Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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