We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
