My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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