R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
