also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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