The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She's JV to your varsity
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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