Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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