I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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