Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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