It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
what day is it and did you see me today?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
whose ass print is on the piano?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Randomize
