everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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