let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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