Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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