I have demons in me.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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