McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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