if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
