I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
