Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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