He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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