just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
we should paint friendship bongs
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