then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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