Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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