Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
