what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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