I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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