I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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