just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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