just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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