that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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